The things that are thoroughly embarrassing about “metal” music are, well, apart from the “music”, the record covers. Enjoy Der Spiegel’s collection of the all-time worst!
Note to self: Don’t blog too early in the morning when the brain’s grammar module hasn’t been activated, yet.
“Now the world must listen to our decree
We don’t turn down for anyone we do just what we please
got to make it louder, all men play on ten
If you’re not into metal, you are not my friend
Heavy metal or no metal at all”
-Manowar (who was most definitely on that list)
(Also, metal/photo trivia: black metal’s use of black and white photography was a reaction against these ridiculous “commercial metal” cheesy album covers)




